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I'm thinking about starting a running gag in my game, where nameless mooks (as they get cut down) say something that adds to their character and is amusing.Such as:
"Tell my wife I love her..."
"But the treasure, you didn't ask me about the treasure. Urk".
"It's just a flesh wound"
"Bury me facing north"
"At last, I am free"
"Tell Mikas not to eat my cake"
"Now I really wish I had gone fishing today"
"But, but, I'm not wearing clean underwear"
Any other thoughts?
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True Neutral NPC - "If I don't survive, tell my wife... hello..."
"Please don't kill me. I'll do anything. ANYTHING [wink]"
To quote Douglas Adams..."Oh no, not again."
True Neutral NPC - "If I don't survive, tell my wife... hello..."
"All I know is that my gut tells me maybe."
The neutral planet was awesome!
"I was two weeks until retirement!"
"Did I tell you about my new boat, the 'Live-4-Eva'?"
"The doc gave me my test results.. I'm cancer free!"
"Red wire, green wire... they're all just wires if you're colorblind!"
"Pah! They couldn't hit a tarrasque at that dist..."
That was one hell of an arrow to the knee...
Great Ceasar's ghost!
Didn't feel a thing...oh no wait....
Never got to see...Dinseylan...ugh
Mom always said an elf woman would be death of me
*psychic damage - hold your hands wide* I've got a headache this big!
The light! It's....mauve?
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